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The casto

Someone who gets invited to come to the orient for a mish and ends up trying to tune jailbait at the reached destination, dogging his mates.

Ryan is doing the casto in the back of the 60.

by Fum January 06, 2019

Casto

A name commonly given to the hardest motherfucker in civilian clothes. Naturally strong, very attractive, and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks.

You really are gonna fuck with that Casto dude? Hell yeah.. Aight, Good luck with that..

by KKAindustries December 09, 2011

Casto

Very muscular, sexcy,attractive and so handsome, nice when u get to know him .. but at first he won’t give you the time of day. Always tuffin any situation that comes his way He’s definitely a leader not a follower!!

Have u met casto? No everyone steers clear he don’t seem to b nice to just anyone!

by Tinie420 December 27, 2017

Casto

Most Casto's are some bad ass motherfuckers and don't give two shits about what you think. They have giant ass cocks and fuck more than a jack rabbit with a hard on. If you fight a Casto be prepared for a hell of a hospital bill. They are naturally attractive, very seductive, and very strong. They like to spend they're free time rubbin' snuff or vaping. They also like to fish, hunt, and go muddin'. That's only when they're not fucking your mom.

Did you see that Casto kick three guys asses at once?

by Big D Casto August 18, 2018

Craig Casto

A perfectly wonderful goof ball. I met one night bar tending. Hung out one time and never went a day with out speaking. Became my best friend. Don’t know where i’d be with out my best wet britches buddy.

me: Aren’t you Craig’s friend? Sack: Yeah man what’s up?? me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.

by baked.tater March 19, 2022

angry casto

While having anal sex with a partner you deposit a piece of your fecal matter (resembling a cigar) into the mouth of partner and attempt to light it.

Last night, I gave Jill an Angry Casto, but I could not get it lit as I had corn the night before.

by Mike Oxshuge October 05, 2006