Country Dictionary

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The coffin

When one lies motionless on top of another person while their sexual organs are interlinked.

Quentin was unamused when Timmy gave him the coffin last night.

by laff11 December 07, 2016

in a coffin

To be extremely intoxicated, especialy from alcohol.

Last night dog, I had some of that hen mixed with hypnotic, I was in a coffin!!

by APOLLOSTEES May 20, 2005

It's a coffin

yes it is

"It's a coffin"

"There's a name engraved on it"

"-Whore-"

"It's empty"

"AND YOUR GOING IN I-"

by YourAvgGuy September 13, 2023

coffin

Like a casket but having 6 sides instead of 4. Where we all end up one day. AKA a pine box.

a coffin is the worst place for people who are claustrophobic.

by trey2002 April 29, 2005

coffinized

The act or process of being put into a coffin.
Often used in gaming in place of "RIP" or "ripe"

Commonly used when someone dies or something tragic happens.

Man 1: "Squaddd, put em' in a coffin"
Man 2:"Shit man! He was just coffinized!"

by encrypted February 14, 2015

coffin

0.25, 0.5, or 1mg xanax pills, which are shaped like oval "coffins" instead of "bars".

I just popped a couples coffins and I'm about ready to pass out.

by Ho0 July 23, 2006

coffining

The act of jumping on the hood of a vehicle causing damage to the vehicle. The person starts out either on the roof or on the street jumps up onto the hood of the vehicle holding his arms in the 19th century coffin pose. Sometimes people will encourage others to do so by yelling " coffin it ".

A person got thrown out of a party on Halloween and decided to coffin on the homeowners car and was shot and killed by the police in Springfield Massachusetts. This was coffining gone wrong.

by LordViper November 03, 2015