A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one lies motionless on top of another person while their sexual organs are interlinked.
Quentin was unamused when Timmy gave him the coffin last night.
To be extremely intoxicated, especialy from alcohol.
Last night dog, I had some of that hen mixed with hypnotic, I was in a coffin!!
"It's a coffin"
"There's a name engraved on it"
"-Whore-"
"It's empty"
"AND YOUR GOING IN I-"
The act or process of being put into a coffin.
Often used in gaming in place of "RIP" or "ripe"
Commonly used when someone dies or something tragic happens.
Man 1: "Squaddd, put em' in a coffin"
Man 2:"Shit man! He was just coffinized!"
The act of jumping on the hood of a vehicle causing damage to the vehicle. The person starts out either on the roof or on the street jumps up onto the hood of the vehicle holding his arms in the 19th century coffin pose. Sometimes people will encourage others to do so by yelling " coffin it ".
A person got thrown out of a party on Halloween and decided to coffin on the homeowners car and was shot and killed by the police in Springfield Massachusetts. This was coffining gone wrong.