Country Dictionary

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cummer

when a tweet blows up

phrase made popular by twitter user @laswagna

Dude that tweet was such a cummer!
Yeah fr dude it got 107k likes

by stormyluna March 16, 2021

cummeritis

The hollow feeling you get after you cum. Usually a feeling of dispair, and the need to fall asleep.

Craig just came in his girlfriend's vagina, but instead of cuddling, he rolled over adn fell asleep. Craig has a bad case of cummeritis

by Craig S April 18, 2005

cummer

Someone who loves to cum.

Johnny is very horny, he's a straight-up cummer.

by bk669 October 30, 2003

Cummer

A street in Toronto, Ontario running from Yonge St. to Leslie St. between Finch and Steeles.

The 42 goes along Cummer.

by mista conspiracy July 09, 2005

cummer

a big ole dick, a guy that can cum alot and multiple times

that guy had a fat cummer

by Andybot January 22, 2008

the cummer

ah the cummer. look at them walk around.

well! there goes the cummer!!

jack manifold.

girl: is that jack manifold?
person: no, thats the cummer.

girl: sweet

by hermitthefroug September 06, 2021

cummer

basically a wanker but a bit more friendly. Hebridean Scottish

"Shag off you cummer!"

by Lilith666 March 23, 2019