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The deed is done

Something you wanted or didn't want to do has been, in fact, done. You often can't reverse the action.

A: Hey, did you do what I asked you to? A1: Did the joke on Paul go well? B: Yeah, the deed is done B2: The deed is done.

The Deed is Done

When you finish the deed (a masturbating session).

Me: Jack, the deed is done. Jack: Why do you have to tell me everytime you masturbate?!

by Mazza Mada June 01, 2015

Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap

used by the president of the United States Of America Funny Valentine, it is the one of the most op stands in the entire series.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap 1: best villain is Valentine 2: fuck no its Kira not that fuckin inter dimensional communist 1: you say that because you also wanna fuck hands

by Midly entertaining August 24, 2020

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

1. AC/DC song 2. The stand from Jojo's bizarre adventure part 7 3. the act of sucking one's dick for a dollar

Funny Valentine: D4C You, not a jojo fan: what Funny Valentine: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

by FireFlareion January 28, 2021

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Dids It

A long and strange way my friend says "I did it". Most say it's from Jojo,most say it's from the band ACDC. Surprisingly it also came from a SML video "Black Yoshi's kids" where Black Yoshi says "Not if they ain't know who be dones did it" at 8:17 (It's not even hard to tell it came from him)

From Discord 7/9/21 Friend 1:You stole my body pillow 6 time and you gonna tell me that?! Friend 2:Don't be all them talks like I dirty deeds done dirt dids it to be them emo maddafakkas!

by Antijita July 09, 2022

Dirty Deeds done Dirty Cheap

You let her jerk you off, but right before you ejaculate you make her stop, pull out a penny and cover it in your precum, make sure it gets nice and wet. Then you yeet the penny in her face and yell "Dirty Deeds done Dirty Cheap!"

Girl A: Yesterday my bf awakened a stand. Girl B: What are you talking about? Girl A: During the dirty he yelled "Dirty Deeds done Dirty Cheap" but I didn't see what was happening cuz he yote a penny in my eye.

by Lunaticy0815 August 29, 2020

Dirty Deeds done with Sheep

A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers. Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.

If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends Youve got a thing for ewes Been countin sheep but you're not in bed Heres what you gotta do: Get out the barn stay off the farm! Go read a nursery rhyme. Don't ring 976-BAAA That kind of loves a crime! Dirty deeds done with sheep Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep Dirty deeds done with sheep Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep My friend Larry has a little lamb Her fleece is white as snow. He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day Someone should tell him, No, Look at the flock they're all in shock! Here comes that mutton fan. Knock off the fleece Give them some peace. Don't be a barn door man! Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep! Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep! Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep! Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates Done with sheep! Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage! Done with sheep! Dirty deeds Don't tell em what I've done to you! Done with sheep! Dirty deeds Dirty deeds Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh! (Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)

by bitchuck September 08, 2024