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The dump and dump

As in "take a dump, then dump it on your mom"

A pro strat to avoid that situation where you go take a dump, and when you come out people look at you like "I know you just pooped". Take a dump in your pants and give it to your mom to wash, and when shes like "WTF? POOP?!??!?!" Just be like "Woah! How'd that get there?" and walk away. Problem. Solved.

Dude, the other day I just got fed up with people giving me that "I know you just pooped" look, so I dumped in my pants, then dumped it on my mom. The dump and dump

by The Armistice March 19, 2010

Dump and Dump

When you short a stock, then get up and take a massive dump, only to come back to see that the stock has gone down a lot (dumped)... so you make a lot of monies.

Tom decided to short AAPL, then felt a little queasy from his Chicken Tikka Masala lunch, so he took a massive poo. AAPL's stock price decided to take a dump simultaneously. Now that is what I call a good ol fashioned Dump and Dump

by A.BRUNNY April 18, 2012

dump truck dump

a dump so enormous you could say it fit in the back of a dump truck.

too much P.F. Chang's resulted in a dump truck dump..........and a sore bum hole

by Sonny C-59 March 01, 2009

ka-dump-a-dump

the sound you make when your "sinkin the titanic" or takin a shit

Damn, my sister was in the bathroom and i heard that ka-dump-a-dump all the way in here

by Ms gOoDieS April 10, 2005

ba-dump-a-dump

When an individual has to shit so bad, they began to shake there ass wildly like a music video girl.

Damn, that girl got moves!
Naw, she just has to ba-dump-a-dump.

by rent-a-butt September 13, 2007

GET DUMPED / GOT DUMPED

To be owned or to get pwned in a video game or anything else.

Ryan GOT DUMPED by Anson
You guys just GOT DUMPED
GET DUMPED / GOT DUMPED mother fucker

by baldcartman April 01, 2009

Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags

After a day at the beach, dipping one's sandy testicles into another's mouth while defecating on their forehead or chest

Last night you looked like a Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags

by Team Nave May 29, 2011