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A conspiracy theory made up by homophobic politicians to make people afraid of gay people. It claims that gay people want to turn everyone gay and destroy the west. In reality, it is made up so that these homophobic politicians will get support for trying to take away lgbt rights. Similar to the 'white genocide', 'widespread misandry' and 'femenazis', it is a made up thing made as a reactionary conspiracy theory that was made to scare people away from accepting certain groups.
"I'm not homophobic I just don't like the gay agenda" - a violent homophobe
the Gays secret evil plot to make sure people are allowed to love (or not) who they want....and be there true selves regardless to gender norms
Boom that's the gay agenda
"what's the gay agenda?"
"To take over the world, one gay at a time"
A group of people in the LGBTQ+ community who meet up every full moon to summon Satan, be swaggy and discuss plans of world domination.
I work for the gay agenda
We will take over soon 👭👬👨 ❤️ 👨👩 ❤️ 👩👩 👩 👦👨 👨 👦👩 👩 👧👨 👨 👧👩 👩 👧 👦👨 👨 👧 👦👩 👩 👦 👦👩 👩 👧 👧👨 👨 👧 👧👨 👨 👦 👦
the plan for the world domination of the homosexuals*
here's the schedule for the gay agenda, loves
7:00 AM: wake up
7:15 AM: eat breakfast
7:30 AM: take a shower
8:00 AM: do makeup
8:30 AM: get dressed
8:45 AM: go to work
9:00 AM: arrive at work and do the 9-5, maybe have a gay orgy with my SAME-SEX boss and coworkers
5:00 PM: go home
5:15 PM: eat dinner
5:45 PM: get ready for world domination...
6:30 PM: turn all the straights queer
7:00 PM: turn all the cis trans and non-binary
7:30 PM: take down all the churches, heterosexual marriages, and take over the government
8:00 PM: convert the children to homosexuality by writing gay children's books
8:30 PM: destroy anyone who doesn't comply
9:00 PM: world domination
*this is a joke, you delusional conservatives
A shared form of delusional psychosis, in which predominantly Right Wing Christians believe that The Gays have formed a secret, evil cabal to take over the world and make everybody gay. Also known as Folie à Religieux
"There is no such thing as the Gay Agenda! Go and take your meds you lunatic!"
every full moon gays meet up at exactly 12:37am and discuss world domination, forcing satanism on everyone, and how to turn everyone gay.
boy 1: hey what are you doing tonight? i was thinking of going out to the club.
boy 2: can’t, i have gay agenda🤷🏼 ♀️