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When a man ejaculates into his hand, then spreads his semen on his shlong, he then dips it in a glass of salt water, and proceeds to urinate in the glass, and a woman drinks the contents of the glass, leaving her with a sting in her throat
Man, this girl as a freak! She asked me to make her The jellyfish
A state of euphoria resembling a brainless underwater creature usually caused by drugs, music, alcohol, or some combination of all the above.
Sheldon was so jellyfish that he passed out while standing at the EDM festival
a person who always inserts a veiled, stinging remark into a general conversation.
PAM: "I was trying on the pants, and I asked her what she thought and she said, 'Those pants would look good on someone who didn't have cellulite'." RENE: "Fucking Jellyfisher!"
Jellyfishing is a term used to describe a feeling experienced in two circumstances: 1) Post-coital jizz lingering in your vaginal passage following unprotected sex. 2) Whilst experiencing the heavier side of your menstrual cycle. In both instances, usually when moving from a horizontal or seated position to standing, the squeezy 'splodge'-like feeling of each substance exiting the mouth of the vagina feels like that of a jellyfish squirming its way out. *Note*: neither can be felt whilst a tampon is in use as this stems the requisite out-flow prior to its exit.
1) Can I borrow a pad? Jack and I banged 4 times last night and I'm seriously Jellyfishing today! 2) FYI, this period is a heavier one and I'm Jellyfishing so much right now.
A sport enjoyed by the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom. i.e Spongebob
Spongebob:Squidward won't come jellyfishing with us!
A man that gets emotionally and mentally dominated by a girl. He is left empty and pathetic, like the common jellyfish.
"Hey, Jason's girl cheated on him and now he's acting like a complete retard saying he has nothing to live for, he's become a real jellyfish."
It's when after someone takes a shower, they stop the drain and leave a little water left in the tub. Then they ejaculate in the small pool and leave the "jellyfish" there for the next person/roommate to discover.
you live in an apartment, dorm, or house - where a bathroom is shared. the Jellyfish is at the next level of disgusting pranks!