Country Dictionary

the opposite of NOM NOM NOM; upchucking; punking; blowing chunks; throwing up

Dude 1: Dude are you ok?
Dude 2: MON MON MON

Throwing up. Opposite of nom nom nom.

Ugh this is disgusting... i think im gunna.... MON MON MON!!!

Scottish. A phrase commonly used by neds when wanting to 'kick some cunts heed in'.

mon then ya wee mad rocket.

a phrase which means come on..(insert name of scottish band here.)

'Mon the.. Biffy!'
'Mon the.. Fratellis!'

Jamaican way of saying man.

How you doing mon?

Scottish word that essentially means "come on". Often used to complement a band, person or...well...anything really..

MON THE BIFFY CLYRO
MON THE JACK D
etc.

The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.

My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva...