A fork of Rural Dictionary
Not quite a micro penis but significantly smaller than a little penis
James just wriggled around on top of me with his little shrew dick
A shady, intrusive and mysterious character in the form of a rodent-man (Half man half rodent) from the ghetto. The shrew has the power to overcome any security system. He leaves his mark in the mosty intimate places of the home.
Oh my God son, That damn shrew has been in my shit again!! Here's the note.
A very sneaky, devious person. Always trying to get one over on their friends- they wont hesitate to sneak you.
Kyle: Hey Dez what's that Maths homework you're doing? Dez: O its just further maths Kyle: So we dont have any homework for Mrs. Coates? Dez: Well I haven't done any Later... Mrs. Coates: Kyle, where's your homework? Kyle: We didn't have any did we? Dez: Here's mine miss Kyle: Dez you sneaky little shrew!