A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man ejaculates in his hand and throws it at his girlfriends face. Like Spider-Man.
My girlfriend was pissed when I gave her the "The spiderman" last night.
To spiderman someone is for a man to put his genatal liquid into his hand and then throw it in someones face like in the movie
I was with this girl last night and she said she dosnt swallow so a showed her the spiderman
Your local idiot who sprays silly string from the top of skyscrapers and thinks he can fly
Emma Stone: Look! It’s a jumper *girly scream* Jamie Foxx: Nah it’s just that drunk spiderman
while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "seaman filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "SPIDERMAN".
My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.
Spider-Man is a fictional character, a comic book superhero who appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by writer-editor Stan Lee and writer-artist Steve Ditko, he first appeared in Amazing Fantasy #15 (August 1962). Lee and Ditko conceived of the character as an orphan being raised by his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, and as a teenager, having to deal with the normal struggles of adolescence in addition to those of a costumed crimefighter. Spider-Man's creators gave him super strength and agility, the ability to cling to most surfaces, shoot spider-webs using devices of his own invention which he called "web-shooters", and react to danger quickly with his "spider-sense", enabling him to combat his foes.
Iron man:Blad,you hear about Spiderman Mary Jane Watson:Yeah,he is my boyfriend Lois Lane:(Sighs)I wish she was my boyfriend Superman: You've got me Lois Lane:You're not good in bed
A guy who shoots semen outta his hands and swings around the whole city with his semen. He can shoot semen in many different forms like,semen ball,cover everyone with semen,hang upside down with semen. Basically his real name was semenman but due to society he had to change his name, sad isnt it.
Spiderman how do you shoot semen balls.
To do your girl doggy so she cant see you then pull out just before cumming and cum in your hand, call your girls name then unleash your jiz onto her face in the same way spiderman spins a web.
I enjoyed spidermanning your wife last night, she seemed as surpised as you do right now.