A fork of Rural Dictionary
Single Person I'd Like to Fuck
At 45 years old, I should be a MILF, yet I'm still a SPILF to men!
Generic term for an attractive disabled person, coined whilst on an unsuccessful MILF hunt in Scotland.
"There's bugger all worth doing round here..."
(Spots disabled lady crossing road)
"Unless you wanna go for that SPILF!"
standard person i'd like to fuck
Dude Jarret toomey is KING SPILF!!!!!!
When you laugh so hard that you spill your water all over your keyboard and it causes a total grid blackout for your entire town.
Bruh when I read that meme earlier that shit had me spilfing.
That was such a spilf moment when he started telling jokes.
Why are you being so spilfy right now? We are in the middle of class!
SPILF, similar to PILF (Parent I'd Like to F**k), MILF (Mom I'd Like to F**k), and DILF (Dad I'd Like to F**k), SPILF stands for Step-Parent I'd Like to F**k.
Considering a term like SPILF to exist, you could potentially add in SMILF and SDILF for more options, but generally speaking, SPILF makes everything just a little less complicated.
"Brooo, that SPILF over there is a total hottie! They're like one of those greek statues, so godly!~"
"Broski, you're a total simp but I love you anyway."