A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most badass people you'll ever meet. Keep your girls away from them they'll take em.
The tripod walked down the street the guys bowed the girls drooled.
a man with a penis so big, it is interpreted as a third leg, hence 'tripod'
You are a tripod.
1.) A three-legged supporting stand used to hold an object in place
2.) A man sporting a large penis
3.) A group of three friends who are mutually dependant on each other, and privileged to tell people that they have TWO best friends
1.)
"Let me set up the tripod so I can take the photo"
2.)
Guy: "Your friend Dave's ego is through the roof"
Kev "Yea, he's a tripod"
3.)
Guy: "Are you worried about falling out of contact with your old college buddies?"
Ben: "no ones will kick a leg out of the tripod"
A man with a large penis who when naked appears to have three legs supporting him.
Billy "Gee, your friend Pongo has three legs!"
Jenny "No no, he just has a large penis"
Billy "Oh, so that is why people call him tripod"
Jenny "That's right genius. Well done"
Billy "Thanks... I love you Jenny. Wanna make out?"
A man whose penis is so large, that it resembles a third leg, resembling a tripod. A less extreme version of Second Torso.
Damn, that guy was a goddamn tripod! I won't be able to sit down for a month!
An small man with an unusually large penis
"Tom's dick is huge, he's such a tripod"