A fork of Rural Dictionary
Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.
A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb. Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...
You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.
When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.
She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.
It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.