A fork of Rural Dictionary
The waffle is a large non-solid shit that is produced, often after consuming copious amounts of food, by humans and resembles a Belgian waffle in both appearance, and texture.
Damn he has been in the bathroom for ever “I bet he’s doing the waffle ”
Excessive talking, sometimes to the point where it gets boring and drags on for way too long, aka rambling. It's a slang word used in Britain, but mainly in London or other parts of England by roadmen / younger generations.
"Bro my Psychology teacher is so boring, they're always waffling about nonsense that has nothing to do with the lesson." "I definitely failed that History test, I just waffled tbh." "That Biology question was so long and irrelevant, there was so much waffle in it I barely knew what they were asking me to do."
Adding un-necessary lines into a conversation, speech or essay. Teachers often tell to students not to waffle before submitting an assignment. However, I think about me and my boyfriend playing hardcore on the bed whenever they mention that word. (some noobs will think about pancakes)
Teacher: Waffling is never a good idea, Katie. Try not to do it Katie: b b but it feels good Miss.
When you've been out partying all night and you stop by the Waffle House for crappy hour.
girl #1: What do ya'll wanna do now? girl #2: I don't know... girl #3: Hey! Let's waffle it! all together: Yeah!