A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot
oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.
When a young cowboy mistakes his untied shoelaces for a snake in his boot.
Uncle: There's a snake in my boot
Arthur: Tie your shoes
Uncle:Must be the lumbago
When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe
Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot
When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg
Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot
When your dick is so long it goes into your boot.
There's a snake in my boot, wanna check it out?
A term when a man put a dick in ur butt
Hey ladies my boy friend put a snake in my boot last night it felt so good
When a person has another in an unwanted conversation that may last forever.
John was a snake in my boots this morning. The next thing I knew it was well past lunch time!