A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase describing the curvature of one's penis. It is used in conjunction with left of right to describe the side to when the penis curves.
My weiner curves to the left, therefore I am throck morton left.
In the medical field, Throck Morton's describes a situation in which a male's penis points to the affected leg or side.
Doctor: "This man's got a hairline fracture on the left proximal neck of the femur."
Nurse: "I don't see anything how can you tell?"
Doctor: "Throck Morton's on the left."
people of the land of Mor (in Ireland) of the clan Throck.
(comes from ireland...)
The Throck Morton's are a fine bunch!
A medical term used to describe the orientation, as seen on an Xray,of a man's penis with respect to his lower extremity injury. A positive Throck-Morton sign is when the penis points to the side of the injury.
Senior Doctor: Mr. Jones has a femur and tibial fracture of his right leg.
Intern: Incidentally, I note on the x-ray that was taken of his pelvis that his johnson is pointing to the right - the same side as his injuries.
Senior Doctor: That, my young man, is a positive Throck Morton Sign.
Intern: I have so much to learn!
Senior Doctor: Indeed you do, indeed you do.