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Screwston (Houston) word for:
1.Being in between being buzzed and drunk/high.
2.Being heavily tired.
3.Expression/Something really dank/awesome.
4.Word meaning pretty fucked up/not good.

1-"Dawg, I'm soo throwed out right now.."
2-"I've been up fo 'bout 46 hrs, I'm soo throwed out."
3-"Daaammmnnn, didju see those throwed out twankies on dem 'lac?"
4-"I don't feel too hot, kinda throwed out"

When one places their foot firmly on the floor to stop the room from spinning while laying on their back and drunk.

After a long night of drinking, Jimmy knew to throw out the anchor when he realized that he was feeling sick.

To break up with someone.

Should we throw out the yogurt? This clearly isn't working.

To choose the stupidest course of action possible. For example, when making soup, to dump out the broth midway through.

Q: What do you think about the way George Bush has handled Iraq?
A: I want to kick him in the face, and say "way to throw out the soup, jerkoff!"

When someone is taking shit/trash,something that is not true.

Glenda said "Andrew you smell like Garlic" Andrew replied "Throw it out!"

Doing something stupid

When someone does something stupid and someone else says 'throwing out a new pair of socks there pal'

An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck

Scott was a moron and threw out an apple pie at Mcdonalds