A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be a total prick to someon who is terrified of thunderstorms
Person 1. I hear thunder in the distance
Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!
Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!
Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus
Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater . Crocodile thunder dick
The sound of dicks thumping against each other. It’s considered an unfortunate occurrence if between two straight men during a three way.
Kyle-“Bro heard you and Chad ran a train on Kayla!?”
Josh-“Yea but we were trying to DP and we accidentally made dick thunder.”
Kyle-“Hahahaha it’s only gay if your dicks touch.
A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.
My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!