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Tila Tequila

A horrible singer, who got famous for spamming the net with naked and half naked pics

I'll just go to Tila Tequila's page with my sound muted!

by Wilson1 February 17, 2008

Tila Tequila

So-called "internet celebrity" who's famous for having a very frequently visited MySpace profile, and has a face comparable to a pumpkin.

:O Halloween's coming up, better put Tila Tequila in my MySpace top 8!

by Another Helen C September 25, 2006

Tila Tequila

An asian bisexual slut, who has tons of friends on myspace, that are obsessed with her too much. She is mostly famous for her Myspace page, or her show "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila", where she shows the world how horny she is. She also sings, but she isnt famous for that at all because she really sucks at it, and all her songs are either about stripping or how she wants to fuck people.

Tila Tequila is the best slut in the world, but the worst singer.

by CookingDevice December 14, 2007

Tila Tequila

-verb 1. act of having no talent -noun 2. having no talent

Joe: I can't play this guitar! Paul: Don't be a Tila Tequila, Suck it up and practice!

by James L.G. December 09, 2007

Tila Tequila

Flat-faced hooker who got famous by having millions of Myspace friends,being a slut on national television,and putting out shitty music.Basically,she's a professional media whore.

Did you catch Tila Tequila's new show,"Re-Enforcing Negative Bisexual Stereotypes With Tila Tequila" ?

by SneezeDoodle July 13, 2008

Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila: a woman who embarassed her self ..VERY PUBLICALLY.. On a ' hit ' MTV show,entitled..a shot of love with tila.. where she reveals she is a bi - sexual (nothing really wrong with that) ..UNTIL you see the programme where she makes a complete idiot of herself ..and even kept lisa (the fake ass lesbian) in for a number of weeks when 'lisa' was not interested in her(tila),and even called her 'FAKE' which being honest was REALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND..LISA IS THE FAKE..WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE A MAN..LIKE IS SHE GOING TO GET A PENILE IMPLANT OR SOMETHING..OR DOES SHE HAVE A DICK.?..which should have lost her a key..she even gave her a key and started kissing her..??!?!?!!? CRAZY ASS HOE She kept in jay even after the chad earthquake punch incident where he was screaming for detroit or jersey or whatever shitty assed trailer he spawned out of.. There were only two or three contestants who would have been there for a 'chance with tila'..but failed bcuz who can predict what goes on inside the mind of an illogical feather headed idiot such as tila.. she then made some bad career moves(stripping at an insane clown posse concert in front of homicidal insane clown posse jugalettes and juggalos with no life) & recently.. after the mtv incident and crawled further and further into obscurity.. Tila Tequila should rename herself Tila Thicquela..

tila the product of america home of the stupid and ignorant and rascist but guess what they are proud of it and even try to make money out of the fact they are so stupid .. Tila cannot even make it in tv networks where they are desperate for attention whores like her.. TILA TEQUILA IS AN IDIOT FULL STOP THAT FOOL IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH LIEF..

by TILATHICKQUELA October 23, 2010

Tila Tequila

famous in myspace, only because people add her &want to see her half naked pictures. she says she Bisexual so she can have her own show on MTV,(which isn't real). her voice sounds like a sheep on crack. Looks like a Chihuahua. &is UGLY

Tila Tequila: I'M SO FUCKING SEXY

by awkwardfork January 22, 2009