A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun: handsome buff alpha male
meaning; awesome, tall, sexy beyond belief, milk-out-your-nose funny, would eat alfredo pasta until he dies if possible, lover of his GF...
My (insert most favorite thing in the world) is not near as awesome as Tim James.
or
"Man i could really use some Tim James right now..."
Are you ready for the wrath of tim James disco stick