A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who believes in conspiracies, specifically the types that fly in the face of reason, such as the faked moon landing or the government behind 9/11. Named for the famous image of a conspiracy nut wearing a tin foil hat to ward off mind controling radio waves the government unleashes on the unsuspecting populous.
Bob: I'm telling you, the government was behind 9/11!
Steve: Shut up and stop being such a fucking tin-foil.
N.
1. Poor mans pipe
2. Poor mans grill
3. A wrapping substance to keep food fresh
Tin foil is commonly used for important stuff... Just kidding...
Tin Foil Hat, also tinfoil hat, or tfh, a general term for a piece of headgear made from one or more sheets of tin foil, aluminium foil, or other similar material. Some people wear the hats in the belief that they act to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields, or against mind control and/or mind reading. The concept has become a popular stereotype and term of derision; in Internet culture, the phrase serves as a byword for paranoia.
that guy is so paraniod he needs a tin foil hat.
The antonym of 'Knight in Shining Armour'.
The Guy that every girls wishes would go away.
I thought that he was my night in Shining armour... Turns out he was only a tosser in tin-foil :(
The special properties of aluminum foil that shield the brain from being read by "liberal activist" scientists. Also works nicely as a rain hat that gives the "tin roof" effect.
Dick Cheney hated getting wet for it faded his outer humanoid membrane. He discovered the tin foil hat he wore from his "undisclosed location" kept him warm and toasty.
a very hot girl
not fat
skinny or average
very sexual
a whore
the best at sex
amazing person
the bestest friend ever
a great girlfriend
mostly white and preppy
1. Michelle is hot.
2. I banged Michelle yesterday.
3. Michelle is looking good.
tin-foil
To be able to shoot tinfoil out of ones ass and defeat all the mere shrubs in your garden of life
Yo did you hear that Angie is a tin foil master bro how crazy is that