A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mouse with gigantic tits. A mouse is a small, brown, furry rodent - this type has a large pair of human breasts on it's chest (think Pamela Anderson meets Mrs Frisby).
Look at the rack on that tit mouse.
1. A varied number of small insect-eating songbirds, found in woodland areas throughout the world. 2. Bushtit, willow tit. 3. A phrase that when uttered in the presence of a conservative, esp. a tea bagger, may cause mild distress and an uncontrollable batting of the ears. When left untreated, the affection may lead to a condition known as libergenditis.
Note: An American species, the black-capped chickadee can be found throughout the back-woods and rolling hills of the deep southern states and West Virginia. A particularly active species has been spotted frequenting small city centers, infesting the eaves of buildings e.g., town halls, churches and a food distribution center known as the Piggluh Wiggluh. Jimbo: "I cant stop itchin so Jeff" Jefferson: "Could be that yer allergic ta them birds over yonder in them ther rafters." Jimbo: "Wat, a lil' ol' 'tit mouse'?" Jefferson: "Could be... now stop yer fidgetin' an hold that ladda steady." Jimbo: "Jeff?" Jefferson: "Whuats that Jimbo? Jimbo: "Whycome they gotta put church bells so high?" Jefferson: "Ye got me thar ol' Jim..."
some one who's being a tit head, douch wad, douch bag, faggot, homo, retard, annoying, or just a complete fuck face. can also be used to insult people who are smaller then you and annoying.
Jenn you're being a tit mouse. so just fuck off!
A mouse that lives in a tit, but this one is specifically bob marley's.
Wow did you see bob Marley's tit mouse? Yeah that's a really ripe one!