A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mamas boy who always talks about his mother doing shit for him
Austin: I love my mommy so much!! , she made me cookies today
Jacob: you're lowkey a tit sucker bruh
(n) A mooch, a sponge, a ne'er-do-well or a person who lives off of someone else and sits in the house all day on his fat ass because he's too much of a douchebag to get a job and carry his own weight.
Betty: Paul is nothing but a tit sucker, you know.
Robert: Yes, I know. He uses her for her money and a roof over his head.
Betty: Just like a greedy puppy... he grabs hold of one tit and won't let go. What a tit sucker!
Want a warm glass of milk but don’t have any? Just use your tit sucker 3000 to get the milk out for you!
“Mom I am so thirsty but we have no milk.”
“Oh I’ll just use my tit sucker 3000 to get you a glass!”
Tits so pert it's impossible not suck her tits or sucker tits. Nipple must be pink and pointy. Shape of said breast must be of a crescent variety
O man. I wanted to sucker tits so bad it hurt my tip.
Someone that is completely CRAZY, but tries to be normal by dressing their baby up in a chicken outfit and breastfeeding at the baseball park.
She gave birth to a chicken. The chicken is a tit sucker.