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The process by which UK politicians make a fool of themselves on national television Past Tense - Brexited

They’ve gone to Brexit the UK, because they’re all twunts

Saying goodbye to everyone at a party and then proceeding to stick around.

F: What's up with Boris, I thought he was leaving. G: Apparently he's brexiting.

Brexit Verb: Brexiting The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.

Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now

The verb "to brexit" is the annihilation of another player's ankles in the game of football or soccer.

Manager: BREXIT HIM Player: *Breaks ankles to the point where they can never walk again*

Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership

What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!

The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.

*seing something that doesn't make sense* *rolling eyes* "Oh, that's a total Brexit."

The latest word for confusion

Guy: What is the meaning of life? Am I real? Are you even real? Me: I am Brexit right now