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A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
A place where history is made #toiletislife #notsponcered
King of rock died in a toilet.
(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.
Person: Bro I cant wait to Toilet today!
A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out? Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard. Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink. synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode
Seymour likes to drink out of the toilet.
A seat-like object where you dis-charge feces from the anus.
"You get more ass than a toilet seat"