A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tom Knox is a rare type of human which resides in Liverpool, England. He is a strange character and some have claimed to witness him scream “I don’t eat poo” or “Reeeeeeeeeee” He feasts mostly on food he finds on the floor but his main source of food is his own and other people’s faeces
Dave: “I need a heckling poo” Roger: “save it for Tom Knox the poo eater” Tom Knox: “ooh baby don’t mind if I do”