A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs, while people walk around in black hoods and pretend to be terrorists. It's crazy.
Turn around, bright eyes... Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart.. Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
An emotional song about losing your boyfriend
Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart
The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.
Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart Nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart