A fork of Rural Dictionary
When somebody makes something non sexual, sexual. Meaning you have to get out more. “Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”
Girl 1: “I am so wet rn from the rain!” Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏” Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass
It means you’re developing “chronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.
“Gamers are so oppressed because femmoids hate men.” “Dude, go touch grass.”
TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.
ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.
Something League of Legends players can’t do
Stop playing League and touch grass
This saying is used on people who are spending their life doing dumb, cringe, or shitty things. It is told to get that person back to “reality” and go outside and get fresh air. It’s also a good reminder for anyone who’s retarded enough to never exercise to begin with. It’s also one of the best coping methods for any person who’s addicted to tiktok cringe.
Damn, Dream Stans are so fucking retarded. They really need to touch grass.
When someone gets really upset/animated about something and someone tries to get them to calm down by telling them to smoke some weed.
Dude, Carlos... Chill out man. You really need to touch grass!