A fork of Rural Dictionary
Touched in the head means someone who acts a little slow, behind the eight ball, not understanding common sense things. This can be a one time episode or repeated episodes.
I think Phil is touched in the head today. He doesn’t seems a little slow and behind the eight ball to what’s going today.
Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.
Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.
When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.
Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”