A fork of Rural Dictionary
Joystick is slang for penis while touchpad is slang for vagina. People who ask this are typically looking for attention because they don’t get enough of it at home.
Dipshit: “You have a joystick or touchpad?”
A slang, computer-related term for the female vagina.
“So how’d that date go with the Femboy?”
“Well, it turns out they had a touchpad.”