A fork of Rural Dictionary
Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.
Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.
A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand
“Your a nipple in a tree stand “
a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly
can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉