A fork of Rural Dictionary
When Donald trump takes a verbal shit
Person 1: Hey, did you hear what trump said about Mexicans?
Person 2: yeah, it was a total trump dump!
When you take a dump and it looks like Donald Trump's hair.
Dakota: I just took a Trump dump!
Dalton: Wow, that bad?
Scandalous or shocking information revealed by the media about Donald Trump.
We thought it was going to be a boring day, until we turned on the news channel and saw the Trump dump.
An absurb statement or series of statements with no basis in fact uttered or tweeted by Donald Trump, often at 6 am during his already scheduled dumping times. A Trump dump may not be retracted until after more than 5 years of assertation without any evidence (see: Obama's birth certificate), or may just pass into nothingness after the media frenzy is complete.
Have you heard about the latest Trump dump? Apparently Big Bird is really a nazi propogandist!
n.
just the greatest, most fantastic, classiest bowel movement ever
The President-elect is taking a trump dump.
Fecal matter that strongly (or loosely) resembles Donald Trump, in appearance, smell, or intelligence.
After Taco Tuesday I polluted the bathroom with a particularly potent Trump Dump.
When you have to take a huge, messy and smelly poop, especially when that poop goes on and on or occurs in multiple stages.
"Man, those burritos I ate last night game me a lot of belly pain."
"Are you feeling OK today?"
Oh yeah - this morning I had a major Trump Dump, and now I'm all cleaned out."
"Oh my GOD IN HEAVEN, what is that SMELL?"
Sorry, I just took a Trump Dump."