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Airport Security molesters. They make traveling a little more like prison, the way they get away with molestation. Stands for "Touch Society All-Around".
TSA Agent: "Sir, what is that in your pocket?" Citizen: "It's my Blackberry." TSA Agent: "Is it? Or is it A BOMB?!?! GET OVER HERE ASSHOLE, YOU'RE GETTING A FULL BODY SEARCH!"
Official: "Transportation Security Agency" Reality: "Thousands Standing Around" or "Take your Shoes off Asshole". A bunch of self-righteous, uneducated idiots who got promoted and pay raises for failing America on 9/11. They've basically gone from working the frier to being the McDonalds managers. They allow anyone wearing a turban to pass through for fear of offending them while administering anal probes to flight crew who are (now, pay attention) ALREADY IN THE COCKPIT.
TSA is the best thing to ever happen to Al Queda.
A group of people working at American airports who have recently taken to molestation and snapping pornographic photos of passengers in the name of 'security'
Passenger: "Okay, I don't understand how a sexual assault can be made a condition of my flying." TSA: "This is not considered a sexual assault." Passenger: "It would be if you weren't the government." Don't touch my junk.
Total Sexual Assault Thugs Standing Around The Sexual Assassins Titties Snatch Ass Touching Stuff Aggressively Touching Sensitive Areas Touch Stroke Assault Thousands (of) Sexual Assaults Testicle Scanning Agent Totally Screwing America Taking Security Away Totally Senseless Aggression Taxpayer Supported Assault
We went to catch our flight, but were attacked near the gate by the TSA aka: The Sexual Assassins who Touched Stuff Aggressively, Titties, Snatch and Ass.
To aggressively molest or fondle. The result of security at American airports becoming so extreme that you now have to either be seen naked or be felt up head-to-toe by a stranger if you want to get on a plane.
We had a few drinks, went back to my place, and I TSAed her all night.