A fork of Rural Dictionary
something britney spears needs to buy
Britney: oh no! i look way better topless!
an undershirt or old article of clothing that is used for cleaning up semen after a sexual act is performed, usually used after masturbation and is commonly located under the bed stiff like a piece of cardboard.
Mom: "I washed that disgusting shirt I found under your bed, was that glue you got on there?" Teen: "God damn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt."