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Tucker' Carlson

The act of a manipulating your genitalia in a fashion as to hide it. Like one would hide an adult man's embarrassing bow ties.

She used duct tape to Tucker' Carlson, because she was wearing a short skirt for Roger Ailes.

by Factula March 17, 2021

Tucker Carlson

Guy with the world's creepiest sex face

You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.

Tucker Carlson

A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.

You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!

Tucker Carlson

Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out

Greg's won't be at church today, his dad caught him doing a Tucker Carlson and joined in..

by Brian Dillweed August 30, 2011

Tucker Carlson

He got pwned,
Haven't seen him since.

Crossfire is now gone, thank god.

by MaxPowers April 20, 2005

Tucker Carlson

Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.

Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.

by Marshall Rousso October 18, 2006

Tucker Carlson

Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".

Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.

by Samurai Sam September 29, 2006