A fork of Rural Dictionary
Turbo Virgins are people who do not like relationships and is disgusted at the thought of having sex with anyone. they are so hateful towards anything related to sex that they will literally die if they even nut
guy 1: bro look at that guy hissing at that female!
guy 2: oh yeah, that's just Dave. he is a total Turbo Virgin.
A person that actively repels members of the opposite/same sex. Turbo virgins are not limited to sex or sexuality. A turbo virgin is essentially being the supreme incel.
“Johnny is such a turbo virgin. He gave this girl a free ride to the beach, and didn’t even get no wet wet”
“Wow Johnny really is a turbo virgin”
Man 1: who’s that fat guy over there calling me a “simp”?
Man 2: oh that’s just a turbo virgin
People who play CS:GO and are in T-spawn with their dirty cheats. And they also look like Jabbi.
Look at that turbo virgin cheating bastard.
Someone that goes the extra mile to show the world that they're a kissless virgin. A good example is the countless meat riders who will argue till the end of time to defend their beloved Elon Musk who couldn't give 2 shits about their sad existence. Or the losers that call you slurs in a video game because they can't accept the fact that it's time to get a job and move out of their parents' basement.
"What's this guy's problem? I'm going 20 over and he's still on my bumper with high beams on."
"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."