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Turd Spawn

When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..

Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?! Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it. Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.

by Capuchin for Hire October 02, 2023