Country Dictionary

Two beers, and a shot of Wild Turkey 101

Can't beat a turkey sandwich during the Thanksgiving holiday!

When a person leaves ventrilo to nerd rage or freak out.

Did you hear about the kid that turkey sandwiched yesterday?

Taking a crap, pooping
-noun

ex 1:
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!

ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich

guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!

Date Rape

Bones: What did you do last night?

Mark: I took Brooke out for a turkey sandwich

When you work at a hospital or retierment home and a patient asks for a sandwich, so you wack off on the sandwich and fire your money shot on it and tell them its mayo.

Some old dude died because some asshole gave him a turkey sandwich.

run bitch or prepare to run

man 1: the cops are coming!
man 2: turkey sandwich!

another name for vagina
if you've ever seen/felt up a vagina you'll know it's a lot like a turkey sandwich, though i don't know if it taste like one

Man:"I think I'll squirt some of my mayo into her turkey sandwich."