A fork of Rural Dictionary
to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.
"i got turkey slapped"
The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.
Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!
slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis
I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!
To slap a person in the face with an erect penis
My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!
To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.
My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.
1. When the skin of an old man's neck hits the face of a women during sex in missionary position. 2. Going out with a much older man.
1. Tom turkey slapped me last night. It was so awkward. 2. I was turkey slapped by your dad. 3. I'm going out with a Turkey slap! 4. Your boyfriend is a Turkey slap.
to slap a girl in the face with ones penis, whilst she is sucking your balls
Kaiser: Hey Westy, yesterday, meg was sucking my balls and as she was doing so, i gave her a wild turkey slap Westy: ahhhh nooooo kaiser, thats gross