A fork of Rural Dictionary
the breakfast typical to modern day turks. usually has tomatoes, olive oil, white cheese zaatar, bread, and black tea.
doesn't contain eggs in assholes.
mom: turk kahvaltisini istiyormusun?
friend: what?
you: turkish breakfast?
friend: yeah, you have any bacon?
you: fuck no.
The act of making delectable Turkish Coffee, pouring it into another person's anus and then consuming the beverage with a straw. Similar to the Portuguese Breakfast.
"Hey dawg, you look tired."
"Yeah man, I haven't had my Turkish Breakfast this morning!"
n. When one cracks an egg in someone's asshole
Are special this morning is the turkish breakfast
A type breakfast you have when you start your first meal with a kiss from a most beautiful Belarusian princess and then you have intimacy(several times, different positions) before eating real food. The Turkish part of this is having all kinds of sexual things like a Turkish Breakfast with all the different dishes.
I had the best ''Belarusian Turkish Breakfast'' in Istanbul.