Country Dictionary

Twat Nav

Verb: To shout travel directions to your current location down a mobile phone to a lost friend or colleague

Bob is twat naving Dave from the Macclesfield office

Twat nav

Lesbian version of Grinder

My wizards sleeve is twitching must be my inbuilt twat nav

twat-nav

Female that can read a map. A cheaper, less-reliable way of navigating.

"I dont need a TomTom, I gotta Twat-Nav."

twat nav

A better word used to describe a sat nav or GPS system that has sent you in the wrong direction repeatedly or that is generally useless!

This shitty twat nav has made me take the wrong exit again!

twat-nav

A female that can read a map, navigate etc.

"I don't need a Tom-Tom, my twat-nav gets me everywhere.