A fork of Rural Dictionary
when one girl does not allow another girl to get laid. (Feminime form of cock-block.)
I tried to sex Jill but Janice was being a twat swat.
Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"
The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.
Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.
"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"
The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female
I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!
female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up
Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."
I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.
When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.
guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"
guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"
guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "
guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!