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tweet tweet

Another way of giving someone the bird!!?

Tweet tweet you dumb big tittie bitch!

by SmartrGirl411 December 29, 2014

tweeting

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

by reibmag October 22, 2019

Tweet!

Sweet! on Twitter. Used instead of 'Sweet!' whenever talking about something to do with Twitter.

Marty: I just got twibed! Scott: Tweet! Who's in your twibe?

by ocius1 April 22, 2009

Tweet

1. A post on Twitter 2. To post a writing on Twitter 3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird) 4. To make a weak chirping sound 5. To suck your own cock

1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat" Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter 3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?" Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting? 5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."

by assmasturrrrrrr January 03, 2010

tweeting

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?" Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

by Da Ass Master December 07, 2009

tweeted

verb- past tense- to update your twitter account.

Claudia tweeted from her iphone.

by Myspacestalker July 23, 2009

tweetative

talkative, but on the social media website Twitter in the form of Tweets

6 Tweets in half an hour? Dang! She's so tweetative today.

by leggyshay October 01, 2022