Country Dictionary

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Tweetless Day

A national holiday that occurs whenever President Donald Trump uses every last ounce of willpower to keep his tiny hands off his phone and abstain from tweeting for 24 hours.

John: The president hasn't tweeted for over a day now. I guess there's no fake news today. Jill: Happy Tweetless Day!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 09, 2017