A fork of Rural Dictionary
Two Dicks is the term that is mostly used by Blueface, the meaning of this phrase is that you have 1 dick and 1 strap (glock, pistol, sidearm) in your pants.
Nobody: Blueface: Blueface baby, yeah aight, Two dicks, big pisser and the Glicko Nobody: that is actually fire
an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.
Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks! apprentice:Huh? Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!
A mouth that can comfortable hold two dicks. Also called a 'TDM.'
Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM." Dude2: "A what?" Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth." Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."
the air of someone extremely happy
Bill:- Why do you look like a dog with two dicks? Ted:- I butt fucked both your twin sisters last night
When you're to busy
Sorry Susan I cant hang out this weekend I'm two dicks deep in homework
The non gay act of two males reuniting & expressing their happiness with the sexual 69 position.
My best friend came into town & after a long wait to see each other, we had a epic two dick 69.
A phrase used when a great sence of self achievment has been reached, or one is seriousley happy.
Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me. Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969