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A non-existent college football program.
Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages. Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside! Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters! Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot! Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half. Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby! Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
A non-existent college football program.
Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages. Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside! Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters! Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot! Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half. Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby! Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.