A fork of Rural Dictionary
Everybody's got one and most of them stink.
Put on some clothes, bitch! Don't nobody wanna see duh cottage chesse on yo' ugly ass.
Phrase popularized by O.J. Simpson, indicating that an item is so hideous in appearance that it would be too repulsed to use it even while committing a double-murder.
O.J. Simpson, at a deposition, when confronted with a pair of Bruno Magli shoes that matched his shoe-size and whose distinctive footprints were found at a murder scene:
"I wouldn't wear that ugly ass shoe."
Adjective that says that an article of clothing is so hideous that one would not even wear it while committing a double-murder.
O.J. Simpson, when confronted at a deposition with a pair of Bruno Magli shoes whose distinctive footprints were found at a murder scene:
"I wouldn't wear that ugly-ass shoe."
1. Noun The most common use of this phrase is as a derogatory extension of "ass" as a generic noun for a person.
2. Adjective Emphatic for the adjective "ugly."
1. Noun Like I want to go over there just to see yo old ugly ass. Or
She don't want nothin' to do wit yo ugly ass.
2. Adjective (less common) Those ugly ass shoes are too fucked up to wear no more.