A fork of Rural Dictionary
the relatives of a significant other that you are not married to (living "unlaw"fully togehter)
I'm having dinner with the unlaws tonight.
Former in-laws after a divorce.
After the divorce, my unlaws still demanded to see their grandchildren all the time.
When someone unjustly uses the word "roflwaffle."
Cory: Nah, I can't play WoW today, my dad died.
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...
Abreviated as F.U.C.K.
Back in the Middle Ages, this was a reason to be put to shame. For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, also known as fuck, was a form of rape and illegal act in the Middle Ages.
In the 1900's, he was put to death For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
Van Halen's Album released in 17 June 1991
for unlawful carnal knowledge is a great album
A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album
I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating