A fork of Rural Dictionary
An offensive act perpetrated by a social networking site "friend" that results in permanently unfriending the individual. Unfriendable Offenses can include, but are not limited to: 1. Excessive postings about children 2. Excessive postings about health and children's health 3. Postings about every, ever-loving thing that you do 4. Unwarranted sexy talk via chat from a former classmate who is currently married with three children
Rod committed the worst of all unfriendable offenses; I asked him about his wife and kids and he told me what he was doing to his penis.