A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most fucking hella savage insult you can ever say to someone. Ur mom gay, Ur grandpap a trap, and ur dad lesbian are FUYCKING NUTHING TO THIS INSULT.
Shithead: "Ur mom gay"
Me: "No u"
Shithead: "Well ur dad lesbian"
Me:"Ur brother a mother"
Shithead: *Brain explodes and goes straight to hell*
Ultimate insult of all insults about sum nibbas family
Geoff: ur mum gai
Ryan: No u, ur dad lesbian
Geoff: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: no u
Geoff: Ur sisters a mister:
Ryan: UR BROTHER UR MOTHER
Geoff: is sent to thot hell to burn and never return
Has risen above all of the previous “ur ___” jokes like “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. Any time this is said, Trump gets one inch closer to pressing the nuke button, and God himself falls to the floor and start weeping.
John: ur mom gay
Mike: ur da- no, don’t make me do it
John: do it faggot
Mike: ur brother a mother
*John fucking dies*
This is by far the worst insult you can tell someone in the entire universe. God himself forbids himself from speaking of this.
1: Ur Mom gay
2: ur Dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur grandpap a trap
1: Ur sister sisters a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
(Literally every living thing in existence gets the life sucked out of them)
The most lethal and deadly insult. There is nothing that can be said to come back from this
Greg: ur mom gay
Ryan: ur dad lesbian
Greg: ur granny a tranny
Ryan: ur grandpap a trap
Greg: ur sister a mister
Ryan: ur brother a mother
*Greg instantly expolodes into a ball of fire as the galaxy explodes
This insult will obliterate your opponent and wipe them off the face of the universe. Even the most daring souls never speak of this sentence out of fear of its power. The Pandora's Box of insults.
John: Ur mom gay
Frank: Ur dad lesbian
John: Ur granny tranny
Frank: Ur grandpap a trap
John: Ur sister a mister
Frank: Ur brother a mother
(Frank's skin is melted off his face; The universe implodes)
Even worse than ur sisters a mister. Anyone who says it instantly disappears out of existence
Titus: ur sisters a mister
Jacob: ur brothers a mother
Titus: *disappears out of existence*